Double fist me the Jesus

Coffee. And lots of it. Originally used because someone was having two iced coffees

Im having a stressful day. Double fist me the Jesus!

Double fist me the Jesus by PKlady March 24, 2023

harvie lim de jesus 

He is the person that is always kind and caring for other even though has no empathy.

Timothy: Bro that "Harvie Lim De Jesus" over there is crazy at making them laugh

harvie lim de jesus by anonymous April 25, 2023

andrea del mar de jesus romero 

a puerto rican girl who’s often quiet but secretly super cool. everyone wants to be her friend but u need to get into her bubble first. she’s a bit of a tiny person so be careful not to lose her at parties. if you do accidentally lose her, set out a bowl of rice and beans and she will show up. she’s a cutie with a magnetic vibe. keep her close.

oh damn is that “ andrea del mar de jesus romero” pls take a pic of me next to her, i want people to think i’m cool

andrea del mar de jesus romero by mamaguebomarko May 31, 2023

Julienne de jesus 

Amazing. Just amazing.

The true definition to the word friend,
Julienne de jesus is not only the more hyper and crazy chaotic person you will ever meet but she is also the kindest most beautiful girl in the whole world. Although she’s been through some tough times her smile never fails to brighten the room. Julienne thank you for everything Girl Even if this seems cringe and sentimental I mean it. Love you girl 💗💗

“Is that Julienne de jesus? God she look’s like an Angel..”

Julienne de jesus by anonymous June 25, 2023

talkin to jesus 

Someone who is very much under in influence/ very high

Our man really is Talkin to Jesus right now.

talkin to jesus by DevilhunterBFMV July 13, 2023

Fat ginger jesus cannibal kallum

When describing a man who is fat, ginger and called kallum who is also most likely to eat a person.

"I hate fat ginger jesus cannibal kallum." with aggression

Fat ginger jesus cannibal kallum by Joul_Loves October 5, 2023

testing my Jesus 

When someone pisses you off due to their rude, or otherwise bad behavior, and you begin to lose faith in humanity, that person is testing my Jesus

Can you believe Monica? I babysat her cat, picked her up from the airport, and took her to the mall when her car was dead - but when I need a favor, and I wouldn't really call it a favor if she's my bestie, she disappears like a cockroach when the lights come on. Friends like that be testing my Jesus.

testing my Jesus by Siouxsie Supertramp November 20, 2023