Meat Sweats

Waking up and having a sweat shadow on your bed.

Guy 1: " Hey what's that on your bed?"
Guy 2: " Meat sweats

by grethanalltheway January 16, 2018

nick swearengin

A bitch ass nigga who ain’t even really from da B he a soft body

Nick - look at that nick Swearengin bein a big queer again trynna bang Broderick ole soft ass boi

by Big TC January 22, 2018

7 Sweater

when you sweat the same amount as 7 people

"Oh damn you exercised hard"

"Yeh man you know how it is, just had a 7 sweater"

by SweaterTings January 29, 2018

cheese sweat

Droplets that collect on cheese when it's been left out for a long time.

P1: "Should we eat this cheese?"
P2: "Throw it out. It's starting to get cheese sweat."

- My husband and I

"Where are the Samules? The cheese is getting sweaty."

-Bob's Burgers Bed & Breakfast S01E07

by DrNanite May 20, 2018

toof sweater

Layer of film on your teeth 1st thing when you wake up or after giving a blow job.

Damn, girl. I gotta brush my mother fucking teeth. I've got hella toof sweater !

by Kymbroly April 17, 2018

getting sweatpantsed

When you have screwed up so badly that you wifenor girlfriend puts on the sweatpants and turns the other way in bed.

Jaime - did you actually say that to Christina? Dude, you are SO getting sweatpantsed tonight!

by Ten F of F June 2, 2018

rum sweats

The "healthy glow" humans get after spending the night with Captain Morgan.

A:"Why is my face so shiny?"
B: "Rum sweats"

by Prosecc-ho June 3, 2018