got krissed

when a person has been krissed they’ve basically been lied to.

“i thought u liked me”, lady marmalade plays in the background. u just got krissed

by kaytoocoowitit July 4, 2022

Get krissed

It’s basically getting rick rolled, but it’s Kris Jenner singing and dancing along to Lady Marmalade

*get krissed
gichee gichee yah yah dah dahhh

by hamburger2020 August 27, 2022

Surya Krishna

It is me myself. I am describing myself you shit. Surya Krishna is a very kind person , and Probably the most intelligent person I have ever met.Note:note a nerd. He has a friend Siddharth and Ayaan. He has two gods names -
Surya: The sun god
Krishna: Madhava , Murali , The son of Devaki , The most handsome person , the eighth avatar of lord Vishnu

He does not show qualities of krishna but blazes like the sun god.(He has short temper.)

“Wow two gods! Surya Krishna! I can’t believe it.

by I’mSuryaKrishna September 18, 2022

Christ Krispies

From the latin: Christophratis (Kris-Toff-Rat-Eez), Christ Krispies are the substance of God's flesh made into wheat cracker for the purpose of the Christian "Communion" ritual. I.e., a "Jeez It"

Are we having Christ Krispies for the Sabbath Communion, mimmy?

by Legit AF September 28, 2022

Surya Krishna

Surya Krishna is a tall, handsome guy who sounds like he's a tamil rowdy, but he's a very sweet person. He's a natural leader and knows how to get the job done.

Dude, that ceo handled the merger like a Surya Krishna!

My girlfriend can't wait for Surya Krishna to say yes to her proposal.

by Drunken_Gorilla_47 November 27, 2022

Lukas Kristensen

Litterly ur dad..... thats it

Lukas kristensen is my daddy

by The top h December 1, 2022

kool kristie

Kool kristie is the kristie who is much easier to deal with on a regular basis. Usually both kristies are a little slutty but kool kristie doesnt have an inflated ego and knows its her sac not her looks that everyone is after

Which kristie, kool kristie or that insignificunt kristie

by Sav-a-hoe January 5, 2023