topdeck 

In Trading Card Games, the act of drawing a particular (usually game-winning or at least loss-avoiding) card through pure chance.

He had me down to two life, but I topdecked a Platinum Angel he couldn't get rid of for the win.

topdeck by GrifterMage May 13, 2005

Topeka Destroyer 

When you're getting head after a long night of drinking and you barf on the girl's head while she's bobbing you off. Known as a Topeka Destroyer because it destroys the chances of you ever getting head from that girl again.

"So I guess we won't be seeing Stacey again."
"How come?"
"I gave her a Topeka Destroyer last night."

Topeka Destroyer by its426 October 22, 2003

topical cream 

A cream that is put on top of things. Usualy to cure a rash.

I used topical to treat my jock rash

topical cream by Big_T September 30, 2003

Topfish 

A hybrid animal with a fish upper body and human legs; A reverse mermaid.

Who would you rather date: a topfish or a mermaid?

Topfish by Event Horizon Team November 22, 2011

topboob 

topboob is that bit of boob that you can basically see every time a girl is wearing something that shows off a bit of cleavage, a poor man's sideboob or/and underboob.

Oh. Oh well, topboob is topboob.

topboob by beeeeeeeees June 21, 2011

topside pool piss 

Taking a leak directly into a pool, from the comfort of the pool deck when a bathroom or a secluded bush are just steps away. Usually a booze induced act, the topside pool piss is always met with harsh criticisim from angry onlookers who havent had nearly as many keg beers as the subject taking the piss.

Significance is doubled when Tim Tebow is swimming in said pool.

Ashley Cooke: Hey Cooper.. did you see that shitbombtaking a topside pool piss...??

Cooper: Yeah, what an asshole, he has no respect for this household.

topside pool piss by topsidepoolpisser June 22, 2011

Topeka Cheese Snack 

Lightly tuck bits of American cheese into a woman's asshole and then have punishing anal sex until the cheese melts. Pull your cheesed cock out and insert it into her mouth for a savory taste treat.

She was starving so I insisted that she allow me to whip up my satisfying Topeka Cheese Snack.

Topeka Cheese Snack by anonymous June 12, 2016