Something substitute teachers don't have.
Kid: "can I go to the bathroom?"
Teacher: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"
Kid: "I don't know? CAN YOU GET A FULL TIME JOB"
Teacher: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"
Kid: "I don't know? CAN YOU GET A FULL TIME JOB"
by Oh Deer! December 7, 2014
Get the full time jobmug. A colloquial for oral sex, usually the male recipient version. Metaphorically referring to the penis as "cron", LOLSpeak for a cob of corn.
by iamthefury February 25, 2009
Get the cron jobmug. by Toriel Chilli Peppers January 16, 2018
Get the carebear blow jobmug. When multiple men share a sexual partner ( male or female) and take turns ejaculating into the partner to provide lube for the next man up.
Myself and a few of the boys picked up a cute dude near Wrigley Field and went back to his place, I went first and started the Chicago Lube Job so the other guys would have a more pleasant experience.
by Dirty Mikes Pirus September 20, 2020
Get the chicago lube jobmug. A very short person. Someone who could perform oral sex on someone standing next to them without having to bend over or squatting down.
by outatym December 29, 2013
Get the blow job highmug. For one day every year falling on the 17th of May a man is entitled to a complimentary Hand job from his respective parter. This is an ancient tradition which must be upheld in order to restore peace and good fortune for the following year.
Good morning my dear. Just to remind you it's the 17th of May and we must complete the harvest of the may Hand job ritual in order to attain good luck and fortune.
by Corpserooter June 6, 2018
Get the May Hand jobmug. When an employer, quite often East Indian, accepts an applicant for a job interview by asking him to come in for a trial shift to see if he's worth hiring.
"Hey man, congrats on the new job!"
"Thanks, but I don't have the job yet, just an Indian job interview"
"Thanks, but I don't have the job yet, just an Indian job interview"
by Dave-Landon October 19, 2015
Get the Indian job interviewmug.