cron job

A colloquial for oral sex, usually the male recipient version. Metaphorically referring to the penis as "cron", LOLSpeak for a cob of corn.
"Dood - she set me up an awesome cron job last night!"
by iamthefury February 25, 2009
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adverbify

Changing another part of speech into an adverb by using it to describe how, how much, or to what extent an adjective or noun conveys or contains a given characteristic.
My douchebag lawyer called this case "defensibly viable", thereby adverbifying a "defense" and being annoyingly redundant at the same time.
by iamthefury February 27, 2009
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