A dick discount is perk that comes with being a man. It is a societal privilege that benefits people whom society identifies as male. Dick discounts are given to men at an early age. For instance, boys are discouraged from doing housework in households that implement the dick discount program.
Jill told Doug, "Stick to the facts" in the meeting. She is becoming a real bitch. I cannot foresee her going anywhere at this company until she changes her attitude. In this example, Jill doesn't have a dick discount so she will not be qualified for a management role. She should bring treats for the group and smile more often so she doesn't seem like a bitch.
Vs.
Larry told Doug, "Stick to the facts" in the meeting. He is really assertive. Larry will be a great boss with that quality. In this example, Larry works at a company that takes dick discounts. He will be in a management role in no time.
Vs.
Larry told Doug, "Stick to the facts" in the meeting. He is really assertive. Larry will be a great boss with that quality. In this example, Larry works at a company that takes dick discounts. He will be in a management role in no time.
by person900 September 8, 2018
Get the dick discount mug.The dick is aroused by a guy not a girl so the dick is gay and its attached to a guy that's obviously gay so both the guy and the dick are gay.
by Waffle Stomp May 27, 2018
Get the gay dick mug.by SuGar0831 November 28, 2019
Get the Side dick mug.The equivalent of douche nugget yet slightly higher on the douchebaggery. Pertaining to a person acting as a dick.
by Batmom March 26, 2017
Get the Dick nugget mug.by Jackson's Dick March 21, 2017
Get the Jacksons Dick mug.Someone who's just half-assing their job. Commonly used as a verb to describe the lazy ass behavior of an individual. Derives possibly by a man realizing that he has "chili dick" and stops whatever he's doing and stares.
Quit chili-dicking around and get your asses to the line.
The next time I see you guys chili-dicking instead of working we'll stay after practice until the damn lights are turned off.
The next time I see you guys chili-dicking instead of working we'll stay after practice until the damn lights are turned off.
by buddhari65 October 10, 2012
Get the Chili-Dicking mug.Something that is very large in ratio to the size of its or your body. This refers to the size of a hamsters penis in relationship to the size of its body. This ratio is said to be close to 1:1
by Noname85 November 9, 2012
Get the hamster dick mug.