1. The end result of having anal sex, where when the dick withdraws from the asshole, It is covered in diarhea that resembles chili.
I'm never fucking another ass in my life. I got chili dicked by some bitch who don't know how to wipe her ass
by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 25, 2009
when you're cutting up some spicy chilis and then you touch your dick and now you just have a burning dick.
i was just making cutting some chili to make some bomb ass nachos and then took a piss and now i have chili dick
by im the dbest April 8, 2017
A red bumpy dick caused by any number of stds. Or just anything abonrmal on your dick such as a rash caused by wankin it with no lotion.
by Eric, Cody January 7, 2008
by T-Wrecks January 10, 2019
Someone who's just half-assing their job. Commonly used as a verb to describe the lazy ass behavior of an individual. Derives possibly by a man realizing that he has "chili dick" and stops whatever he's doing and stares.
Quit chili-dicking around and get your asses to the line.
The next time I see you guys chili-dicking instead of working we'll stay after practice until the damn lights are turned off.
The next time I see you guys chili-dicking instead of working we'll stay after practice until the damn lights are turned off.
by buddhari65 May 3, 2012
by EmilyBlinks182 January 20, 2012
by Broncoblair November 2, 2015