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Creampied Piper 

A sexual act/act of disrespect where one ejaculates into an instrument (typically brass or woodwind), then blows said ejaculate into the face of an unsuspecting listener.
"The band director is really pissing me off today."
"Let's give that motherfucker a creampied piper. That'll teach him."
Creampied Piper by nochilliam August 27, 2016
Related Words

crambary sause 

lol johnny p you're a fuckin moron
www.dictionary.com might help
crambary sause by Anonymous June 30, 2003
When a woman is filled up with cum (in the ass or pussy) that it leaks out of her ass or pussy.
“He creampied me right in my tight little pussy. I had an amazing orgasm
Creampied by sexdefinitions October 26, 2018

creamulum 

When someone claims their prices are premium
Premium more like creamulum”
creamulum by creamulum December 18, 2017

creambeard 

When a male uses his ejaculatory liquid to form a layer of creamy goodness on his partner's chin, resulting in a beard-shaped glob of semen.
Yo man, Keyshawn was telling me how he gave Sheniqua a creambeard last night.

Jayshawn's sister forgot to shave her creambeard before going to school on Monday. Gross!

Tonight I'm going to rail Laquonda, then give her a creambeard to rival Albus Dumbledore's.
creambeard by Rufas April 12, 2008
A portmanteau of the words "comedy" and "drama," referring to a movie, book, or television show that combines elements of both comedy and drama.
The popular Showtime show, Weeds, is an example of a crama.
crama by ryogo April 6, 2009