Fire Sextingsquisher

When you have so much cum, that you could put out a 13 story apartment complex if it were burning to the ground in a fiery ablaze with one single cum shot.

T-mad: dude I haven’t jacked off in like 4 days.

Big Cheesey: holy fuck dude. I can’t go more than 9 hours or I have to fuck my pillows or something.

T-mad: yea man my balls are gigantic rn. I feel like I could use my Cock for a Fire Sextingsquisher if need be.

Big Cheesey: There’s an industrial building in flames on broad rn. Go be a hero.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 20, 2020

Fire

A slang term. Could be used in the same way as "awesome". Usually to describe something pleasant.

"Dude that party was so fire!"

by Ruby88 August 15, 2020

Fire breathing dragon

When a ginger(redhead) male smears their penis in hot sauce and expects a blowjob.

"did you hear Billy asked for a fire breathing dragon last night?"

by Canadianbacn16 August 18, 2020

Fire

Something that was really good usually used to describe someone’s Outfit or when describing a movie Or tv show you watched.

Jack- that movie was so good.

Ethan- I know right it was fire.

by Imnotthatdumb August 23, 2020

Fire man

What little Johnny wants to be when he grows up

Teacher: ok class I’m going go around to ask everyone what they want to be when they grow up. Now who wants to go first!

Little Johnny: *jumping out of his chair* oh me miss teacher!

Teacher: Ok go ahead Johnny!

Johnny: Guess! *whispers to his friends “she’ll never guess!”*

Teacher: hmm Johnny I’m not sure

Johnny: fire man! I wanna be a fire man ! *proceeds to climb on desk and start peeing, like a fire Mans hose*

by Crisss49 September 1, 2020

Firebeer

A mix of fireball into your choice of domestic light beer ideally Coors Light.

He was slamming firebeers at the wedding dance. Of course his night turned out great.

by boomgotthem September 1, 2020

Figets

The way Ioana spells “Fingers”

Dan, how many figets am I holding up?

by Rusty Ragnar September 21, 2020