Air-off the turd 

When you almost have to shit and you have gas. The air passing over your turd spreading the shitty smell as you fart.

Commonly referenced to when walking past a row or porta-johns at a concert in the middle of summer.

What the F#ck is that smell? Did you shit your pants?!?!! -No...I just had to "Air-off the turd".

Air-off the turd by TheSaltyScout December 21, 2017

plenty in the tank 

When it’s been more than 1 month you haven’t had sex, you make it up with a gal and she asks you to go to hers, you should use this expression

“So, is it going to be playing at home or away?”
“I doesn’t really matter, I’ve got plenty in the tank”

plenty in the tank by Gepet January 3, 2018

*shits on the table*

(exp.) Something do say when you ask to go to the bathroom and asks if you are functionally able to use the restroom

Fucking johnny: "Yo Mrs. Dinkledick! Can i use the restroom?
Dinklecunt: "Idk can you????"
Johnny: *shits on the table*

*shits on the table* by h boy123 May 30, 2018

Punting on the third strike 

So, punting on third strike, yeah it's like when you like throw your knee into the ball and take one for the team and so you could take a base, but you just go punch the picher out and then go for a touchdown #extrainnings cuz bath salts, yeah.

Bitch I'm already Punting on the third strike. do you really even know what I mean?

Punting on the third strike by Patroncowboyvaquero June 6, 2018

3 on the theee 

This is a when three horny gents deliver a triple penetration session to a plus size female. Often involves mass quants of alcohol as a preparation ritual as this hot love adventure is not always planned in advance by the three gents. A favorite time of year for this activity is Labor Day Weekend most notably in the St Louis area. This is a true St. Louis classic.

Pipelayer Pompous Joe: Man I am exhausted after that 3 on the theee last nite it was full on.
JP Muffinstuffer: Zoom pa! What a wild ride! We went the distance tho. Gives me hi five brother!
The Admiral: Eeeerrrr !!!!

3 on the theee by thawr_out_the_duke September 2, 2018

grapes in the tuna 

The act of mashing ones testicles into a female vagina. It provides no sexual satisfaction, but it sure is fun!

Dylan: You hit that?
Jim: She's a little freaky. She just wanted grapes in the tuna, and that was it. I had to finish off when I got home.

grapes in the tuna by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama September 21, 2018

Raised in the Truth

To be raised in the Jehovah’s Witness religion. (See definition for In the Truth).

Both my parents are Witnesses, I was raised in the Truth.

Raised in the Truth by JW Terms December 8, 2018