Pocket Walnut

When you but so hard it tears a hole in your pants and fills your pocket

Boug pocket walnuted after 10 seconds.

by Shaggy babe May 6, 2016

Hot pocket

A girl with STD's.

Person 1: Why did the whole 4th street die of STD's?
Person 2: I heard 3rd street gang sent a hot pocket and they ran a train on her.

by Faranani February 19, 2022

Pocket Encyclopedia

NOUN: modern usage - Smartphone

Used by 'The Older People' to convince themselves that the information technological revolution and its most powerful hand-axe (the smartphone) has not opened the door to the apocalypse.

A: "What's the capital of Chad?"

B: "Well if you bear with me, I will just consult my POCKET ENCYCLOPEDIA and give you the answer shortly... (1 minute of strange silence is incurred during the process)... and there we have it! The answer is N'Djamena. Now who's Billy big bollocks?"

by Tony du Angletere March 14, 2022

Hot Pocket

A snacc but looks 7 course meal and more attractive than pizza roll.

Gurl! You be looking like a hot pocket!

by Bootayy420buffet69 October 19, 2018

Grandad Pocket

The Breast pocket on formal Shirts, Traditionally worn by Men of the 'Older Generation'

Mate why have you bought that Shirt, know it has a grandad pocket right?

Shit i need to return this!

by #justsayin' May 9, 2014

Run Thy Pockets

The best rapper in history. Known for his hit song on YouTube "Corolla" and "Meepcity. The very second his name is uttered, Eminem gets flashbacks.

Guy 1: Yo dude did you head the new Run Thy Pockets song?
Guy 2: Hell yeah I love run thy pockets! Hes the best rapper ever

by RunThyPockets November 4, 2022

Alabama Hot pocket

A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.

“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”

by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020