jack campbell 

Cringy meme that should get a life

He's such a Jack Campbell

jack campbell by Parzival 57 April 10, 2017

Jack-hammering 

Pounding a hoe in the vag or even the spinky, when feeling daring enough. The male thrusts at a speed that is resembling of a jack hammer. This may cause small fissures and sometimes even full cracks in the applicable genitalia/shit-partition.

Tyrant: Dude I went trout fishing last night, caught a few. Hbu?

Big Easy: Dawg I went jack-hammering with my wife. Pounded her spinky so hard I created a crack in her ass.... now she has two asscracks.

Jack-hammering by Stoney69 July 5, 2019

jack squat 

the act of not getting anything

I totally thought I was going to score, but I didn't get jack squat

jack squat by tyler September 19, 2003

jack squat 

Don't know nothing, a person's iq about someone else is 0.

The assistant front end manager, don't know crap about me, she is just another idiot who wants to get me in trouble.

jack squat by Saints September 22, 2003

jack diddley 

jack squat, diddley squat got together one night and fell into a black hole===the result they *really* came up with nothing!

Even less than nothing, voidier than empty

I didn't to jack diddley last night cause I had squat for brains

jack diddley by flippytale January 16, 2004

jack-fucking-puddyfuck 

Nothing, absolutely nothing...zero, zilch, nada...and it pisses you off.

(While playing cards):
Observer: "What do you have in your hand?"
Player: "I got jack-fucking-puddyfuck!"
(Calling someone on the phone):
Person 1: "What are you doing tonight?"
Person 2: "Jack-fucking-puddyfuck...that's what I'm doing!"

jack-fucking-puddyfuck by Char H January 29, 2006

Jack in the Ass 

A cream of the crop jack ass; An elite group of jack asses that deserves to be classified one step higher.

A jack in the ass cop just searched my car E legally and found nothing like I told him. I wonder why people in town don't respect the law?

You are one sincere jack in the ass.

Jack in the Ass by Hatsitting203 November 14, 2010