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A terrible word used when the time reaches like 5 am and the birds start chirping.. usually signals that the sexting needs to come to an end.. as well as the masturbating.. so that can actually wash up and get to bed since the sun is literally rising
Time is hitting 530ish..

Him: *Now move you to the edge of the bed.. parting your legs.. and lustfully move closer*

Her: Damn.. would continue.. but.. birds!!!

Him: Little fuckers
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1. (adj, noun, verb) Spending a disproportionate amount of time slapping it on porkers in social situations; sacking off the lads. (see also schweff)

2. Being excessively sensitive, wet and feminine
Rennie - "Have you spoken to Pat Flowers tonight?"
Friend - "Na, he's always over there chatting to the galdem."
Rennie - "What a silly birdage c*nt."
Friend - "Yeah, that is birdage, the oily birdage chode."
Birdage by Julius Chatazoid January 17, 2011
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