john bartmann 

He's the guy you finally decide to take home after the bar at last call.

Fucks on first date.

Not the guy you bring home more of a backseat parking lot kinda guy.

Girl1: I hooked up with a total John Bartmann last night

Girl2: omg me too ! What was his name

john bartmann by Bigbugs124594 August 16, 2017

john ruddy 

Hes a sweet but kindofa man hoe. We dated for a week and he was scared to hug me, i like his brother a lot more than him. Anyways little jerkhole who will do anything for pics, TRUST ME.

Tht was a real john ruddy move

john ruddy by Rosary girls August 28, 2017

john serrano 

A man who has a short temper and has an extremely small genetalia.

Omg his penis is so small it must be a john serrano.

john serrano by Yair Serrano September 19, 2017

John Hurt 

a man who is constantly getting butt hurt

dont get so john hurt its just some rocks

John Hurt by funnyjim101 October 1, 2017

john coffill 

Pure awesomeness in a big package. Must be refereed to as a male guy with fantastic hair.

Dude you just got all A's your acting like john coffill

john coffill by Teemobeater9000 October 17, 2017

John Krasinski 

Who is always Jim for us.
Jim Halpert

Other Person: "John Krasinski was totally great on lip sync battle"
Me: "Who is John?"
Other Person: "I mean Jim Halpert."

John Krasinski by oldtinbox October 31, 2017

John Ozminkowski

A vapid African American hoe that likes a Jessica Smith and celebreatss quanza even tho he’s white.

Wow you celebrate quanza even tho you are white with Jessica smith? You are such a John Ozminkowski.

John Ozminkowski by Gay African November 11, 2017