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john bartmann 

He's the guy you finally decide to take home after the bar at last call.

Fucks on first date.

Not the guy you bring home more of a backseat parking lot kinda guy.
Girl1: I hooked up with a total John Bartmann last night

Girl2: omg me too ! What was his name
john bartmann by Bigbugs124594 August 16, 2017