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megan and ryan 

the single most best couple in the entire world. megan loves ryan as much as he loves her. its a love-love relationship.
Megan and Ryan are the cutest couple at our school.
megan and ryan by megan0999 February 21, 2009

Tim Ryan 

The U.S. Republican Party's worst enemy
Tim Ryan: "I would like to clarify something. We're not trying to scare kids, this President's foreign policy is what's scaring the kids of this country! And why are kids believing this? Because it's the same people who told us Saddam had something to do with 911, the same people who told us Saddam had weapons of mass destruction, the same people who told us that we would use Iraq's oil for reconstruction money, the same people who told us we would be greeted as liberators and not occupiers, the same president who told us the Taliban is gone, the same President who told us Poland was our ally two days before they pull out, the same President who tells us Iraq is going just great, the same President who tells us the economy is going just great, the same President who told us the tax cut was going to create millions of jobs! The same president who told us the medicare program only cost 400 billion dollars! When it really cost 540 billion dollars! So please forgive us, Republicans, for not believing what your saying! Please forgive the students of this country for not believing what your saying! Not one thing that has been told about this war to the people of this country has been true!"

Republicans: I guess we suck at life, and politics.
Tim Ryan by hybrid1989 December 14, 2008

Hawaiian Ryan 

When having sex with a girl, you lay on top of her, thrusting your pelvis and pretending like you're paddling a surfboard out to a choice wave. Then you blow your load in her, stuff a pineapple in to her vagina, then jump on top of her making the pineapple and cum shoot out (no need for pull and pray). As your are standing on her, make the Shaka, moving it back and forth, then in the voice of the surfer dude from Spongebob you exclaim, "I MADE HER EXPERIENCE HIGH TIDE"
I didn't want to use a condom, so I used the Hawaiian Ryan instead of the pull and pray which is so old school
Hawaiian Ryan by RogueElement811 October 10, 2012

Saturday Ryan 

When the moon is visible on your hemisphere Saturday takes a hold of Ryan transforming him into Saturday Ryan. Upon transformation Saturday Ryan begins kissing, licking, and seducing everyone around him regardless of gender, age, or race. It can get very inappropriate but limits the use of homophobic slurs.
"Saturday Ryan sucked my ear on Saturday." - Evan M. -23y.o.

Emma, Ethan, and Ryan 

A bunch of underdeveloped fags.
Emma, Ethan, and Ryan you speds get out of the strip club.
The get into your face coach, that no matter what, will tell you his fucking opinion and not give two shits about what you think. He led the New York Jets to the AFC Championship game his first year as head coach and was able to berth some greatness. He takes after his father quite well, who was the defensive coordinator for the 1985 Chicago Bears, who went 15-1 and won the Superbowl.

Also, Rex Ryan is a little chubby, making his opinions much more dominant and understanding. If he was a slim fellow, he'd be given much more shit, but they know not to fuck with this guy.
"Did you see that Rex Ryan interview? Fucking greatness. That guy never dissapoints"
Rex Ryan by Tokisaurus January 26, 2010