2 definitions by hybrid1989
The process of seducing an unknown member of the opposite sex and getting them to fellate you whilst sitting on a bike.
1) I was taking my new Schwinn out for a ride last night and came across a jogger, whom I seduced to the point of receiving a bikejob.
2) Mike got a bikejob last night while he was biking on his paper route.
3) Alex happened upon a bike at the edge of the road and got a bikejob by the time he got to the end of the block.
2) Mike got a bikejob last night while he was biking on his paper route.
3) Alex happened upon a bike at the edge of the road and got a bikejob by the time he got to the end of the block.
by hybrid1989 November 6, 2008
Tim Ryan: "I would like to clarify something. We're not trying to scare kids, this President's foreign policy is what's scaring the kids of this country! And why are kids believing this? Because it's the same people who told us Saddam had something to do with 911, the same people who told us Saddam had weapons of mass destruction, the same people who told us that we would use Iraq's oil for reconstruction money, the same people who told us we would be greeted as liberators and not occupiers, the same president who told us the Taliban is gone, the same President who told us Poland was our ally two days before they pull out, the same President who tells us Iraq is going just great, the same President who tells us the economy is going just great, the same President who told us the tax cut was going to create millions of jobs! The same president who told us the medicare program only cost 400 billion dollars! When it really cost 540 billion dollars! So please forgive us, Republicans, for not believing what your saying! Please forgive the students of this country for not believing what your saying! Not one thing that has been told about this war to the people of this country has been true!"
Republicans: I guess we suck at life, and politics.
Republicans: I guess we suck at life, and politics.
by hybrid1989 March 4, 2007