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ur parent straight

A cataclysmic comeback to "ur dad lesbian", this insult detonates at 1,000,000,000,000 power. Turns entire bloodlines into "Live Laugh Love" signs and converts MAGA hats into pride flags. Warning: May cause Karens to melt into essential oils.
*Kyle: "ur dad lesbian 😎"
Enby Overlord: "ur parent straight."
Kyle: transforms into a nonbinary forest elf
His lifted truck becomes a community garden.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025
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Adair you to keep a straight face

What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.
Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!
by QuacksO June 13, 2019
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Worse than a short well and a straight pipe

Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.
by Ttt61 October 8, 2020
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ohio mega sigma tizzy gyat straight outta ohio

When you see a BUSSN GYATT and cream harder than ever
IM ohio mega sigma tizzy gyat straight outta ohio
by OhioMaster January 11, 2024
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Time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.
Time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.
by GravelWincher123 February 25, 2026
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