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Facebookian 

Any person or persons that apparently cannot exist with out facebook for a day.

A person who posts updates on facebook before telling people in the same room what is happening.

A person who does ball by ball updates to facebook from their mobile on an event or date.
Ey boy them facebookians have the network running slow.

2:30am and you uploading photos of the party? A true facebookian indeed.

You aint see the facebookian uploading photos of the food before he eat the thing...
Facebookian by XpideR G August 12, 2009
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iPod Facebooker 

Someone who only goes on facebook through their iPod Touch or iPhone.
Person 1: Why doesn't Jack ever friend request anybody on facebook?
Person 2: Jack's a ipod facebooker, that's why.

Fakebook friend 

<noun>

One of those strange friends on facebook that your REALLY dont even know. You dont share any mutual friends or anything.

You might just add them becuase you just want that 1 more friend, or mabey becuase they have the same name as you.

The strange part is that they get extreamly offended when you delete them as a friend.
Bill: "Hey man! Whats your deal?!?"

John: "What?

Bill: "Why did you delete me as a friend?"

John: "Your just a fakebook friend dude."
Fakebook friend by dats2dope January 7, 2010

Facehooker 

-Noun-

1. An individual, though usually middle school/ high school-aged girls (sometimes guys), who use Facebook to ridiculously display themselves in hopes of attracting the attention of a person of sexual interest to them.

Usually found in the badly focused, self-taken photographs that show the individual making absurd, foolish faces that are actually meant to be sexy.

2. Any such person who uses Facebook as a way of maintaining or advertising their love life or lack thereof.

3. An idiot
JANE DOE'S STATUS: "Should I tell him or not?!?!?!?!?"

Dude, what's up with your sister's profile pic? She's such a Facehooker.
Facehooker by TeaKB December 8, 2009

Facebookioki 

To quote a famous song on your Facebook status update. A mixture of Facebook and Karaoki.
"Look at those sad sad people doing Facebookioki, because they can't think anything interesting to say on their Facebook status update".
Facebookioki by navids April 30, 2009

facebookiction 

The act of posting stupid new words with gay definitions on Urban Dictionary in an attempt to be clever about a common occurrence within Facebook.
Today's facebookiction word of the day is: feedcrap. Feedcrap is my hilarious new word for when there's a bunch of stuff on my feed in Facebook that I don't care about.
facebookiction by sanpaco February 4, 2010

Facebookology 

The knowledge of "what's going down" on Facebook.

People who spend all their time on Facebook and know exactly what's happening are considered wise in the art of "Facebookology".
"If I took Facebookology instead of English, I would get an A* for sure!"
Facebookology by CLJ10 April 13, 2010