The New Facebook

Slow. Often works over time to achieve the same result as the "old". In many cases, it evokes finger tapping on laptop keys caused by a release of adrenalin due to the fact that one should be typing already.
Sorry I'm late. The New Facebook ate up all my time.
by Julia Gulia (yep..same person) January 13, 2011
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facebook night shift

Facebook night shift is what is completed when someone makes many posts during the nighttime
“OMG have you seen how many FB posts Natalie made after we went to bed?” , “Yes she’ appears to have chronicled our entire night out during her Facebook night shift
by Big Jack's Bollocks January 23, 2018
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facebook only family

A family on Facebook that people create so they don't have to do anything in real life. Includes tagging photos as if they were really there , Posting Past pics and liking all your family photos but Haven't seen them in years..
by crazyhadenough June 10, 2014
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Facebook Sports

Any kind of sport you can watch or play on Facebook.
Facebook Sports always has the best baseball coverage.
by Quentin Lambert July 20, 2022
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Facebook attorney

Someone who thinks they went to Harvard. Also known as a liar liar pants on fire
Shaun king is a Facebook attorney
by Donut was right October 10, 2020
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Facebook Bonus Program

A program that a few lucky creators are chosen based on their views. Creators can also get paid for there content in this program.
I hope I can join the Facebook Bonus Program.
by Quentin Lambert July 20, 2022
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facebook spitting

only talking crazy with girls or extremely wanted people on facebook.
facebook spitting- never said anything till facebook. they didn't say anything to me for years we saw each other daily at school. now they spit on me on the facebook.com
by frameshift September 30, 2018
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