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Zoinked

The act of being fundamentally high, that you teleport into the nether and ride the nether dragon or whatever and just green the fuck out. P.S i'm fucking zoinked rn.
"Dude, I am so zoinked right now, I'm in the fucking nether."
by PAPA FRITO November 24, 2020
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Zoning

Says corny joke :
Her : Bro you zoning me out shut up
by Cinnncin December 26, 2020
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Zoinks

An alternative to “wow” or “cool
Zoinks! Mark got an A+ on his test!
by GaySpaceDemon February 28, 2021
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Zoinker

A goal that seems valuable/important but that actually distracts from your mission.
ZOINKERS will do whatever it takes to get onto your priority list!
Their favourite tactics are to distract people with FOMO (fear of missing out) or to dazzle people with the brilliance of the idea so that they forget to consider the Zoinker's relevance.
ZOINKERS are most vulnerable when they are infants (still in the "great idea" stage). Once they make it onto a priority list, they feed on resources and grow strong very quickly.

The easiest way to kill a ZOINKER is to feed it some strong MISSION while it is an infant. Once it becomes an adult, the easiest way to kill it is to starve it of resources. You can also delegate it to an incompetent person - but that's cruel. :)
Joe came up with a real zoinker at the team meeting.
by IXAR Business Coaching March 24, 2021
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ZOINKS

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by KAZOOSARENOTEDIBLE April 21, 2021
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zorinos

A Linux Distro that looks like Windows and comes with WINEHQ preinstalled, but is useless as Linux Mint can do it even better and you can get WINEHQ on it. Both Linux Mint and Zorin are based off Ubuntu, which itself is based off Debian. There is also a paid version which is kind of weird, as its linux after all
Person 1: Man I am kinda wanting to switch to Linux
Person 2: Its better to start out with a more Windows looking distro, such as ZorinOS
Person 1: Thanks! I will check it out.
by MukeshSn1per999 May 26, 2021
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zoinkacide

when your really depressed but feeling a little shaggy too
shaggy: like zoinks scoobs i think im gonna commit zoinkacide
by BroskiDude9130 June 25, 2021
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