Zack

A high schooler who asks a middle schooler to prom. Also known as a dumbass.

Look at Zack dancing with a middle schooler at prom. What a bum.

by ThiccBoi16 May 5, 2023

zack

The ultimate man lover , Leader of the rainbow centre

the zack is a very funny person

by djejeneen July 29, 2022

Zack

A builder. he doesn't touch grass except to go to boy scouts, but it's okay because he is cool with the friend group.

he also has a prison haircut.

person1:what is zack doing?
person2:oh, he's been building in Minecraft for 4 hours.

by raindu_ January 6, 2023

Zack

A dude with a micropenis and parental problems of an extreme level. Works out everyday just to try and have bigger tits than his ex. Likes to chat shit, but hates people who chat shit.

Has the greasiest hair known to man and smells like the underside of a hot garbage can because he’s clearly never heard of body wash.

“Hey is that Zack?”
“Yeah, I smelled him before I saw him.”

by Obamascummyslutty November 28, 2023

National Zack/Zech Day

A day to spend time with a Zack or Zackary/Zechariah

"Hi Zack, let's hang out!"
Zack: "why?"
"Because it's national Zack/Zech day."

by Void Brooks November 25, 2021

Zack and Hailey

The cutest couple to ever live. Ultimate power couple energy with lots of chaos and chemistry. They are partners in crime, sharing a lot of inside jokes that no one understands but them. Zack and Hailey aren’t just a couple they are an experience. Individually, they are forces of nature; together, they are a whole category 5 hurricane. They make everyone around them believe in love, chaos and a well timed roast.

Zack and Hailey will both argue but when you join in they will turn on you.

by anonymous April 7, 2025

Zack

I really hope you don’t kys on the fourth of july. ☺️. thanks for being there for me though. especially at my lowest. ily.

“zack is sooo fine” - zack simp 83848495949837274959393874

by Gaetaest June 26, 2022