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Hair Thong

When someone has many long pubic hairs and decides to tie them to their gooch or taint hairs, this forms a hair thong.
Other ways to say this includes bush panty or pube thong.
To stay a virgin until marriage I will tie myself a hair thong to literally cock block.
Dude I’m tired of people pantsing me, so now I will grow out a bush panty so people won’t see my genitals next time a chad tries to pantsed me.
by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow August 7, 2018
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shirt thong

A shirt thing is a lame ass t-shirt that douche bros wear to the gym. You make one by taking the following steps..
1) cut off both sleeves and your penis
2) cut from the arm pit down to the base of the t-shirt 1/2 inch from the base
3) enjoy new shirt at the gym
Dude get your crusty shirt thong out of my room
by Strike itch April 6, 2019
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fail-a-thon

one epic fail followed by another; can be long term or short term
Dude your life is just one huge fail-a-thon
by Bboy519 August 3, 2010
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TRIKE-A-THON

fund raiser for any charity involving small children and their tricycles. Similiar to a Harley bike-a-thon but for the under 5 year old set
My grandson participated in his first trike-a-thon at the age of 20 months and had a Harley Tricycle all decked out.
by TDK5769 September 20, 2010
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bullshit-a-thon

a complete ranting that everyone knows is a line of crap or talking in circles when asked a direct question. e.g. nonsense stuff said supervisors in staff meetings. or politicians who are trying to excuse there behavior and so on.
BS: "Our staffing is down 2.37 employees we need to hire more staff" which preceded "This Overtime you have been getting has to stop now it is unauthorized."

you're listening to this whole bullshit-a-thon thinking to yourself....Hmm fuzzy math... how can you NOT pay me my hard earned overtime but you can AFFORD to hire 2.37 persons...what the hell is .37 person... if we are short 2.37 folks and we break our necks to do it and get no overtime, no one will hired.... this is the dumbest bullshit I think I have ever heard! --then you tune back in for more words of wisdom.
by fearTheTurtle September 25, 2013
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sigh-a-thon

Def- the repetitive release of sighs in lieu of actual words used to passive aggressively attempt to communicate: frustration, resentment, contempt, anger or some other feeling that grows inside when one has swallowed their words and silenced their truth. Used almost exclusively by folks who aren't even aware how disconnected they are from authenticity.

auditory passive aggression
He said nothing, just gave a lengthy sigh-a-thon. Who knows how he felt about my new job.

no conversation silent treatment with sighs
by Dasharona Long April 19, 2018
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Dead Throne

The newest album released by the band The Devil Wears Prada.

Songs:

01. Dead Throne
02. Untidaled
03. Mammoth
04. Vengeance
05. R.I.T.
06. My Questions
07. Kansas
08. Born To Lose
09. Forever Decay
10. Chicago
11. Constance
12. Pretenders
13. Hold Fast
Guy1: Hey, did you buy the album Dead Throne yet?

Guy2: No! But i heard the songs were really good!
by TDWPdrummer1 April 15, 2012
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