eyebrow threading

A type of facial treatment that is the result of a person frantically wiping their face to protect their eyes after someone haphazardly ejaculates onto their face. The medial edge of the hand is used to wipe away the ejaculate that hangs from the brow ridge in an upward motion, which results in the thixotropic substance being stretched into thin threads that remain on the eyebrows.

I was surprised how pretty the bukkake star was after I saw her without the eyebrow threading.

by articulatetheobscene November 2, 2014

Trap Thread

A facebook email/wall post written to you from a trap requesting that you see them in a social setting. A kind friend will usually comment on such a post with the words 'posting in trap thread' to remind recipient that they have been targeted by a trap.

Trap: Hey! We should totally do something friday nite!
Recipient of trap message: ok
Person 1#: Posting in trap thread
Person 2#: IT'S A TRAP

by monpoulet September 5, 2010

Lightening bug thread

a subject that can be used to control someone, as a killswitch for undesirable behavior. it is somewhat synonymous with blackmail, extortion, etc.. derived from the act of tying a Lightening bug (the southern term for Firefly) to a thread, so that it can be jerked around in the air, like a dog on a leash.

my friend told me one of his take-it-to-the-grave secrets, so I told him one of mine, as a lightening bug thread.

by non-redneck in the south March 10, 2007

thread the needle

Sexual intercourse before starting a task.

Man visits female friend.

Man: I need to fix some clothes of mine, can you teach me how to sow these patches on?

Woman: Sure... wanna thread the needle, first?

by Wham Bam Thank You Mam March 28, 2009

threading the needle

When a brother jumps down off the top bunk onto another brother and landing with his dick in the other brothers ass.

mom: boys time for dinner!
boy: just a minute i'm threading the needle with Timmy.
mom: dinken flicka

by uncle_bad_touch May 19, 2018

Karma thread

The most prestigious of thread, a karma thread is one wherein every member hits other members with karma. Karma threads are often started or hijacked by karma whores.

Karma thread. Hit me!

by Samote August 5, 2007

new threads

The jolliest bunch of assholes on the eastern side of the Mississippi River. Rock band famous for being dicks in their hometown of Nashville, Tennessee.

Dude #1: Man, I really love this song. Who's it by?
Dude #2: Ah dude, this is New Threads!
Dude #1: Fuck! I hate this song!

by swag box March 13, 2019