Wheat Thicks

When you make an Oreo, but instead of a chocolate cookie and icing-substance, you instead use a pair of wheat thins and spray cheese.

This Terrifies the German.

"I'm making Wheat Thicks for my next D&D session, Do you think it's more 'murican to use American flavored spray cheese, or cheddar-flavored-but-contains-no-actual-cheddar?"

by Smallwise OGee January 25, 2022

thick chicken

A sexy chicken with a fat ass

"Damn, did you see that chicken back there? That was a thick chicken."

by Princess Breana May 2, 2018

Thick-cow

That person is a thick-cow: a completely normal person

I am a thick-cow

by That cow is chunky221 February 3, 2021

thick slip

When a sneak peek of baby fat,rolls,cheechos, or any thickness of the body shows during pictures or any other activity

Shana outfits nice but it looks messy because of her thick slip

by TrelCobaine April 1, 2017

Hick-thick

Noun- A male or female-like individual resembling one with a solid muscular base without definition and tone; one with duck dynasty qualities.

Houston Astros catcher, Evan Gattis, is Hick-thick. He could swing a log then whittle it into something useful.

by FlyerDave October 21, 2017

Thick Shady

The fatter, homosexual version of Eminem's demented alter-ego Slim Shady.

"God, man, did you hear Thick Shady's debut album M3RK? That shit goes so hard!"

by iamthickshady May 28, 2022

Skinny thick

A girl who is neither thick or skinny. You can’t call her fit but you can’t call her out of shape either. She is perfect.

That girl is skinny thick, she is my dream girl

by hadiarkadasinayolla September 21, 2019