Tebow

Someone who goes out of their way to remind others how religious they are

George W. Bush and Rick Santorum are total Tebow's

by rtv0587 November 29, 2012

Teeto

(TEE-Toe!)
A title given to a guy for being fucking crazy, but in a good way.

You're so Teeto it makes me sick.

by Not So Nice Lady October 26, 2009

Tebowing

A grown man, also (but not required to be) a virgin who pleasures himself to other men in tights, typically football players.

Hey Ash! Check out Gallo sitting in his cubicle Tebowing to that picture of the retard Eli Manning again! That filthy bastard!

by AfroAssault November 2, 2011

teeball

A sex position that involves three homosexual males where a fun, kiddy recreation sport is recreated for orgasmic pleasure.

Male A lies on the floor with a hard-on (the tee)

Male B crouches over Male A, gently resting his balls on the tip of Male A's penis (the ball)

Male C kneels down next to Males A and B and proceeds to swing his penis in order to make contact with Male B's balls. (the bat)

Jim meets his homosexual friends for coffee at Starbucks.

Jim says, "Hey fellas, I'm feeling particularly horny tonight. Let's play teeball."

by raccoonkinggallet February 28, 2010

Tebow Dat Hoe

To fuck a girl so hard she says Tim Tebow's name 15 times in a row. 15 refering to the number of Tebow's jersey

Dude: Im about to Tebow dat hoe
Dude: wanna get tebowed hoe?
Girl: Yep
later on that night.........
Girl: Tebow (15x)

by mike and dom January 18, 2009

Teboner

The act of Defending and/or having a man crush on Tim Tebow.

1. In his heated debate about Tim Tebow, kyle started to get a Teboner.

2. "Tyler, you have such a Teboner right now defending Tim's QB rating."
3.Shane was part of the Toboners club.

by richard mcwhiner January 25, 2012

Teeko

A mixed bowl of marijuana and fine tobacco. Usually smoked out of a water pipe. A batch is made usually from loose rolling tobacco and marijuana. Teeko batches are commonly what most would roll into a spliff.

Yo do you have the Teeko batch made yet? I wanna get ripped off Teeko magic!

by Teeko4Life December 1, 2011