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A mixed bowl of marijuana and fine tobacco. Usually smoked out of a water pipe. A batch is made usually from loose rolling tobacco and marijuana. Teeko batches are commonly what most would roll into a spliff.
Yo do you have the Teeko batch made yet? I wanna get ripped off Teeko magic!
Teeko by Teeko4Life December 1, 2011
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Another word for cookie.
Do you want a teeko?
Teeko by stressamestreet October 6, 2022
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Teemo by SUREWHYNOTFAMDAWG December 12, 2016
Tekoa is one of the most realest people out there, Tekoa or (tk) will always have a soft spot for family and friends.
Tekoa is one of those people that even if they having a bad day they will try to be happy and make people around him happy. Tekoa will always give the most helpful advice and keep a eye out for you
Damn tekoa you really got this for me

damn Koa thanks i really needed the help
Tekoa by m4stakes August 5, 2019
-is the other name for vkook .
- its a combination of names from kim taehyung and jeon jungkook both member of kpop group BTS
- this ship name was confirmed by taehyung and jungkook and has official date wc is April 5 of every year
-if you dont ship vkook / taekook, you dont know what youre missing
"taekook, taehyung and jungkook"
"taekook is a cute word"

"taekook is real"
taekook by fujoshi quiin April 23, 2017
i am a Teemo main i should jump off a bridge
teemo by fuckk boiiiiiii June 12, 2018
Satan
Why we can't have nice things
Everything wrong with League of Legends
Why they let you surrender
User1: They have a Teemo
User2: Surrender at 20
User3: Agreed
Teemo by Lord Revan77 November 23, 2016
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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