Suicide

Someone who wants to go to heaven/hell quicker. As youve seen people blowing eachother up in Iraq. Suicide bombers are stupid they cant even kill themselves properly. They have to kill others around them by blowing them up from thir fumes and fire. them Iraqui bombers couldnt bomb themselves up if it depended on their lives. Its exactly like saying to God you cant fire me I quit.
Suicidal Bomber 1: Where'd that bomb go?
Suicidal Bomber 2: Its on your head Sir.
Suicidal Bomber 1: Good. Have you got on yours?
Suicidal Bomber 2: Yup :)
Suicidal Bomber 1: It will blow up in 30 mins.

5 Mins Later......


BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


News: Iraq was blown up yesterday by two pathetic stupid suicidal bombers which were found dead with bombs on their heads.
by Da Miker June 6, 2005
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Suicide

Looked this up beacuse you're viewing it as an option and hope someone says something nice like "a thing people do when they feel awful, so be nice to them"? Wrong site for you. It's full of definitions that will hurt your feelings. I recommend calling your local suicide hotline or going to a different site, like Google. You matter.
Suicide is an answer, but not the answer
by Gotta let go October 10, 2020
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Suicide

The act of taken your life. As a way to escape, stop hurting and many more reasons. But the truth is. Suicide is a permanent solution for a temporary problem. So please don’t do it. I love you ! You’re never going though anything alone ! Stay strong ! You can make it though this ! I believe in you ! 💗
Suicide - Permanent action for a short problem.
by OldBlue October 3, 2019
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Suicide

Suicide is a super bad thing people think about it or do it cause they have terrible thoughts about stuff if it’s there family or friends you should never think of it I have and it’s terrible just don’t do it please
Suicide is really bad for u please don’t do it ur family will be sad
by Adam W32 November 24, 2018
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Suicide

Suicide is the feeling where you think killing yourself is a solution.

If you are ever thinking about suicide please call your local suicide hotline and don't feel scared to tell people about what you are feeling.
To find your local suicide hotline look up "suicide hotlines" and go to the Wikipedia list
Shane was getting bullied at school and almost committed suicide, but he talked to his therapist about his feelings.
by petrich May 8, 2019
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Suicide

Not the answer to anything...

Well, except to the question "What is it when you kill yourself?"
Anne: What is suicide?
Mark: Not the answer
by Tsushi March 18, 2021
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Suicide

Damn, after his divorce he committed Self report.
Smh, don't use self report as a synonym for suicide, that's just uncultured.
by amongusfunnymoment February 2, 2021
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