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O’Nella’s Straw

A philosophical principle based on Occam’s razor. “The simplest design is always the most efficient.”
The drinking straw’s design formed the basis for O’Nella’s Straw
by Whythisword February 24, 2023
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Put that straw to the floor

When ur sober mate refuses to finish his drink you must use this phrase to ensure he gets on your level.
Sexton you cunt ‘put that straw to the floor’
(Sexton) Proceeds to finish drink
by MgC1638383 April 18, 2025
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Straw man

A person who entangles another persons statements in an argument and uses those words in a completely different manner than intended to attack the other person
I said it’s just been a stressful few days,, the straw man took that comment and said “see I’m at fault you said you’re under stress, stress is your problem and I’m causing it.
by wtf is wrong with people March 30, 2023
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Don't bust a straw!

The worst thing ever to happen when a person is seriously thirsty.
by Tdent465 November 24, 2022
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GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW

A straw which is used to drink the KFC dessert version of a McFlurry. Also a an act performed on a girl you think is really sexy. To ‘ Give her a KrushemsStraw,’ you must acquire a large straw that you get with the dessert at KFC. Once this is done, you must stick the straw up a girls asshole and wait for her to fart . At the very moment the girl is emitting a big fart, you must suck on the large KRUSHEM STRAW and inhale.
I met a girl off of Tinder. For our first date I took her to KFC. After finishing the bucket of chicken I had a KFC KRUSHEM dessert. I decided to keep a hold of the straw when we left KFC, in the hope that I could use it
my date. Thankfully she invited me back to her apartment for sex. Once we were in her bedroom I pulled out the KRUSHEM STRAW and asked her to spread her ass cheeks and I stuck the straw up her asshole. I then proceeded to GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW “ . I asked her to pass wind and then I sucked up her fart through the straw like it was a shit tasting bong. She was so hot , I really enjoyed it!
by L892 March 8, 2025
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Three Straw Nelson

When you need to down a carbonated beverage quickly so you use three straw and absolutely smash it.
David three straw nelsoned that diet coke
by Alex8338838338 February 22, 2025
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Straw Girl Summer

It is like home. Like a fresh breath of air. Like reuniting with an old friend. But its nothing like the scent of rain. It is straw girl summer. Not hot girl summer, straw girl summer. Also, get your HPV shot. Love you.
Yo son, stop twiddlin your fiddle, its straw girl summer!

Martha! Do not eat the fire! You will ruin the vibes. Quit actin like its hot girl summer, its straw girl summer now.
by Straw Girl Summer July 6, 2020
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