the sticky keyboard

Splooging on a co-workers keyboard while they are away from their desk.

Check out Patrick's desk, I just gave him the sticky keyboard...

by angrydragonman April 25, 2006

sticky change

when you jerk off in the coin return of a vending machine

that's why i'm on Pepsi's shitlist

by chow-yung-phat January 26, 2003

sticky dick

a condition found in males, usually in the midwestern summer, in which the cock and balls become sweaty and sticky, clinging to your inner thigh.

goddammit, we gots ta get back into the A/C. I got sticky dick like a mutha fukkka

by Humidity Hater October 24, 2003

sticky black

Hash from the Middle East, looks like it sounds.

Peter McPeterson: Man, I heated some sticky black in a spoon with butter and put it in some yoghurt, I'm tripping balls!
Jim O'Jimmerson: If you don't want to fight, you better shut up now.

by david_of_sweden March 10, 2010

Sticky Cakes

when you shit your pants and your ass becomes sticky

Omg i shit my pants !
you have sticky cakes !

by avaaustinnn January 15, 2020

Sticky Unicorn

post coitus, the male ejaculates into the females hair, then (using the ejaculate as hair gel) forms her bangs into a horn. and then proceeds to let it dry. vula, a sticky unicorn.

Man, i totally gave that chick a sticky unicorn.

by DonJuanFunny March 10, 2010

Sticky Pickler

Sticky Pckler; English; A Very, Very dirty noun.

A sexual act in which one covers thier penis in honey, maple syrup, and chocolate sace, then procedes to have rough unprotected anal sex with another. The Reieving person then sucks the finished product out with a really long bendy straw. Other devices may be used if bendy straw is not present.

Mark: "Dude! Megan let me give her a Sticky Pickler last night!!!"

Bob: "Weren't you kissing her today? You sick fucking bastard."

by Jenny Fromdablck November 5, 2011