Nixon stool

A "step up to new heights" furniture-device dat is so rugged dat you can casually kick it here and there around da floor without damaging it at all.

When ol' Tricky Doohickey said, "You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore" after he was ousted from Congress, he didn't realize that he could still have squatted on all-fours and served as a "Nixon stool" for the senators and representatives to bunt into place with their shoes and then climb up on to reach law-books on the higher shelves in the Library of Congress.

by QuacksO November 22, 2019

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Vagina stool

When one shits out the vagina

Doctor: are you experiencing any vagina stool??
Arlene: yes. My vagina shits about 73837 times a day.

by Bigcockinbutt March 8, 2020

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long stool

a dumb idiot who has way too much of an interest in piss. if someone is a long stool, they will have the worst sense of humour on this planet, often not regarding truly good jokes and instead turning to videos sent by a doormat.

d’you know a long stool?
i do, actually. what an eejit.

by hahahapoggers March 25, 2021

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Plankton stool

They would be one s baker, who is the bakery owner of her rolls

Who would eat 30 lunches, that damn, plankton stool, lock you lunch packs

by Rednutyaduck May 11, 2021

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ASS STOOL LEE

It is the finishing touches after you are called an ASSH0LE by the concensus.

Listen get ready the star at the GOOGLEPLEX is ANAL ALAN in the movie SYSTOLE where send your votes in tonight as it is coming live as guess what maybe the big KIN TRACT will contract as you know that MANDATORY SHITEATER has to make a choice between this question and it must be exhaustively finished as it is between (is that old non refrigerated cold food a cake"s walk for that ASSH0LE PEDOPHILE to eat or the amount of SHIT produced from his ANUS will be entirely ASS STOOL LEE as the SHIT SHELTER is that well-formed FECES FECES FECES...FECES begging to be consumed , well either way no LEFTOVERS allowed

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 12, 2021

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