splartz

A minor annoyance, something not quite right, that most people would just live with. An inconvenience small enough to discourage serious investment from organizations be solved, but something that still could be improved.

The railing not having smooth edges is such a splartz.

by Mr_IO October 5, 2022

Splaress

A word used to express you splunking distress at something.

Wow, I'm splaress at the state of affairs I'm experiencing currently.

by Doing this to prove a point. February 23, 2023

Shlarg

An item that IKEA would probably sell. Similar in nature to a BLAHÄJ.

1: “Hey, did you get a BLAHÄJ from IKEA?”
2: “No, but i got a Shlarg.”
1: “The fuck is a Shlarg? I sent you to buy a stuffed shark, and you came home with this. Is it a table or what? It’s in a box big enough to be a TV, but it’s light as a feather.”
2: “That’s just the magic of a Shlarg.”

by TheElkman June 29, 2023

splagoosh

when coughing and sneezing at the same time while jumping into a pool

“they really splagooshed”

by splagooshloosh September 30, 2023

splagolgworph

vomiting inside of the anus of a significant other's parent

Person 1: "My girlfriend let me splagolgworph in her mom!"
Person 2: "Yo I wish I could do that"

by TheMasked19 October 22, 2023

splanga

a slap you give to someone when they act like a bledder or when they say sum dumb

ik hou yusu van voeten man
ey stop met praten voordat ik je splanga geef

by lilkindz November 6, 2023

solarghoul

super mega biggest celebrity and SO down bad for akito WOW.

“Akito” And then before you know it, solarghoul will be right behind that person who said that even if they arent talking about the shinonome

by hkourai December 19, 2023