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SIMPLE BITCH

THIS IS A BITCH THAT DOES NOTHING BUT DUMB STUPID SHIT.. HAS TO SOMTHING LIKE A BLOND, KEEPS DOING THE SAME OLD DUMB SHIT.. JUST SIMPLE
GURL I TLD U NOT TO MESS WITH THAT GUY HE DONT WANT YOU AN NOW HE PLAYED YOU.. YOU JUST A SIMPLE BITCH TO NOT LISTEN
by BEAUTIFUL B December 30, 2008
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Fitness Made Simple

It's made for real people.
It's fitness made simple!!!!
It's made for real people!!!!
It's fitness made simple!!!!
It's changing people's lives...
by kingdick May 6, 2005
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Simple Plan Syndrome

Feeling like like the person in a Simple Plan song (which are all basically the same).

Symptoms are:
1. You feel like your parents don't understand you, and you need to go do something rebellious.

2. You feel like nobody likes you an your life sucks.

3. Your girlfriend just dumped you and you are depressed, so you listen to Simple Plan

4. You want to run around and do crazy shit with your friends to blow off steam.
Cases of Simple Plan Syndrome:

1. Mom, dad, you just don't get me! I'm gonna go graffiti a bridge
2. Man, my friends are all too busy for me! I hate my life!
3. I thought she loved me! WAAAA! "God must hate me" is the soundtrack of my life.
4. Dude I'm so pissed! Lets go drive around and get chased by cops!
by gargoyle772 June 12, 2009
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simple plan

An amazing band, they may sound like they think there life sucks but that is NOT true, if you think that you need to learn more about the guys themselves, they dont sing about there dads hating them your probably thinking of the song perfect but they actually love there dads, and pierres (the lead singer) dad actually drove them around when they first started. there not punk or any of that there just a GREAT band! <3
by Heather<3 June 19, 2006
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Simple Plan Concert

noun; slang
Emo (semi-homo) slang for killing yourself. A ticket to a Simple Plan Concert is a razorblade, shiv, exact-o-knife or any poor ass cutting device.
"I hate my life, I'm thinking about going to the Simple Plan Concert."
"Jesus Christ, don't do it!"
by Colin Basnett November 8, 2005
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simple plan

A good band from Canada that sings about things they have experienced throughout life and anyone who doesn't like them doesn't know Jack Shit.
Fag: Simple Plan Sucks My Balls!!!!
Me: What The Hell? Simple Plan Rocks, goddammit!! *smack*
by Jin Kazama March 28, 2005
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Simple Plan

A band (which I really like) that doesn't give a fuck about what others think. They only care about their fans, and their music, not about some ass wipes who have no life, so they go around saying " I h8 simple plan!1!!!shift!!1!nine!!11"
Ass Wipe: I h8 SP!!11!!1 they think there soooo punk
Me: When have they ever said they were punk? And if you don't like or care about Simple Plan why the hell are you talking about them. Get a life.
Ass Wipe: Shut up you poser!!!11!sfift!!1
Me: o.o Loser...
by xKristinax October 4, 2005
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