Hand Sanitizer

Much like Bigfoot, Unicorns and Mermaids, hand sanitizer is a magical and mythical life saving personal disinfectant that is widely spoken of, but no one has ever seen.

Hey bro, did you get any hand sanitizer? Have not seen it anywhere. Don't even think it exists anymore.

by Max Suba March 25, 2020

Schnitz

Reaching Stage 4 (sexual intercourse) with someone.

Last night, her and I schnitzed and it was the greatest time of my life.

by King Snitz August 27, 2018

sanity

noun,
cleanliness
innocence, when you are not 'dirty'
you know ?

you have no sanity

by thyan December 22, 2008

Nitter Schnitter

Any sexual organ

Damn look at that nitter schnitter!

by J.K.A February 29, 2004

wiener schnitzle

A person who acts stupid and everyone makes fun of him for it(translation: weiner sandwhich)

David is a fucking wiener schnitzle for trying to fuck my car.

by mike-d January 3, 2004

shnitzel

1. when spelled like SCHNITZEL, it is a german sausage.
2. when spelled SHNITZEL, it is a Czech republican dish
3. The internet avatar name of teh 1337est mofo around. awww j'yeh..

dude did she just eat your schnitzel?
dude, did you just eat her shnitzel?
dude, did you just get owned by shnitzel?

by Shnitzel May 4, 2003

Sanity

Who needs it?

BLARG! I will eat your brain now!!!

by Mike Ditka May 27, 2003