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sharpies in my socks

Guy 1: You know the answer?
Guy 2: I dont know man. I got sharpies in my socks.
by samsonuwan May 11, 2021
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Sharpers

The best team in the world, plays basketball, soccer, handball and baseball. The positions for basketball are Center - Lorenzo el Perverso - Point Guard - Sharp The Great - Shooting Guard - Gas On - For more informatoin please ask in the trailer park. The Coach is Called PAPA SHARPMEN, its a war hero, a legend, a soccer player, basketball, handball, swiming champ, he plays in a band, he has won 15 world cups in POLO and he has played soccer for 10 different nations in the world. He was once known as Papa Sharpmen du Nacimento or Diego Armando Paparola.
by Sharpers Fan December 5, 2003
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Sharppie

A pie with a filling consisting of razor blades, sewing needles, prickly pear skin, pocket knives, and/or raspberry. Usually eaten by hardcore emos who are tired of their daily routine of cutting their arms and various other external parts and feel that their insides deserve a good cutting too.
Doctor: What's wrong with this one?
Nurse: She got a recipe for sharppie from Urban Dictionary
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sharkied

sharkied defines the instance when all of the people around you stop listening to what the fuck your saying and start dissing you to your face. used often to ignore and shame annoying friends that talk about random shit that has nothing to do with anything.
Bob: guess what guys i got a nice cushy job stacking boxes, for a pizza place
Jim: good job bro
Dave: that's awesome can you hook me up with some free shit
Sean: do you ever wonder why cats and dogs never get along, i mean there both animals, why all the hate
Bob: shut the fuck, no one cares about that shit go kill yourself
Jim: yeah man, you should just kill yourself, everybody's life would be so much better if you where dead
Dave: i hope you drown in your bath tub you punk ass bitch
Chris: dang you just got sharkied, mother fucker
by king of ballin August 2, 2013
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sharpen the fields at night

To masturbate, specifically during night time.
Pauly:" That's Killian, our roommate, but we like to call him the one handed gardener."
Joanie: "Why ?"
Pauly: "Beause we hear him sharpen the fields at night."
by ChaosBearer August 1, 2015
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sharieska

this girl is always a good friend and be truthful woman and always helpful and helps her family she makes a lot of friends and careful
sharieska is a good friend
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Sharpled

The act of ejaculating into a soft top convertible car roof
Me : That dude is sick he just Sharpled all over that car
by GManSharples March 1, 2018
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