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Toxic shocker

The act of giving an ordinary shocker to a woman, getting fecal matter on your pinky and then reversing the position of your fingers (reverse shocker). Resulting in a UTI or other infection.
I got tired of this nasty bitch always coming around for sex so I gave her the toxic shocker. That bitch got a UTI and had blood coming outta her pussy.
by LeeKeybum February 17, 2020
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southpaw shocker

The act of doing the Shocker during sex but instead of your hand you use your big toe and your pinky toe
Broke my hand last week while skating so now I have to hit her with the Southpaw Shocker
by Southpaw Sipper June 17, 2021
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German Shocker

It’s the shocker but a step further. 2 fingers in the pink (pussy) and 1 in the stink (asshole) one proceeds to take the finger that was in the asshole and wipe the dingle berries or shit stain over their lip giving the Adolfo hitler or dirty sanchez impression.
“Last night during fore play I hit my girlfriend with the German shocker. She was surprised when she looked up and saw Adolf Shitler.”
by Sexy pair February 5, 2022
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Gas Shaker

When someone twerks and rips ass at the same time after an intense Taco Bell Tuesday.
Guy 1: "I was with this girl the other night and I got so turned on when she did the Gas Shaker."
Guy 2: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
by johnfortnitekreger April 4, 2023
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The Zesty Pepper Shaker

When you got 3 homies sitting in a room and one of em is getting maddd sloppy from a chick on another dudes lap.
"Oh yeah, me and the boys hung out with Sandra and she gave Jack The Zesty Pepper Shaker"
by DraegonTheDragon November 20, 2022
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Shmackeral

1) Similar to a shlong but larger

2)A larger than usual fish, usually a Mackeral
"Yo, I caught a fucken big-ass shmackeral down the beach yesterday mornin' "
"I gave your mum a taste of MY shmackeral!"
by Jypster October 14, 2009
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Condom Shucker

Someone who shucks a used condom like you would shuck an oyster. Slurp Slurp B*tch.
Andy Dick is an unconfirmed Condom Shucker.

Did you see that condom shucker go? Like he was gonna suck the winning lottery number out of that fucker.
by BrownBearandWhitey October 21, 2010
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