Roomie Magoomie

A strong extremely valuable friendship between two men who ubiquitously share things except family and food who have shared a domicile together at an official university. Term does not describe casual friendship or acquaintances but only occurs on rare occasions when a brotherly bond is formed through shared triumphs and failures.

Bretty Bergy and Taylor Kimbrel are roomie magoomies for life because of the shared experiences at the University of Michigan dormatory.

by onlytrueroomiemagoomie December 14, 2010

Rootiful

When talking in conversation describing someone you would sleep with.

Wow, thats Linda Hull is really rootiful!

Damn, Ben Barbaro is rootiful

by Dirtycunt01 June 6, 2017

goofy roofie

when a girl of a mature age, wants to have sex with a unmature high school kid. usaully a goofy tall white kid with buck teeth who is 85% of the time at home watching cartoons with his mom. She gives him a roofie wtf else.

Kaydee-yo bitch u gonna fuck that honkey ass twig of a little fuck.
lissa-hell yea but that mutha fuckin little fuck is a pussy ass little virgin, gonna have to slip that little bitch a goofy roofie
Gideon- hell yea fuck that lil nigga up-

by Gchild f Baby December 17, 2007

ROOTEN

Another name for a TOOTEN.
See TOOTEN

"Fuckin ROOTEN, you potty fucker"

by SALLYTHEWEATHERBITCH April 19, 2005

roofies

Intoxicating a girl with the cuteness of your puppies, such that she will bang you. Roof, roof!

I took my puppy over to Katies house and she got so into it, we hit the skins. Thanks to the roofies.

by the fuuuuck? August 20, 2011

roofie

Rohypnol

I wish someone'd waste a roofie in my drink. I'd be hella fucked up.

by ive-ree August 26, 2003

RootBeer Float

When someone takes a dump on the others face, and then Jizz's all over them.

"Ahhhhh. I've been Rootbeer Floated"

by Nibs Nutrition May 26, 2009