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Rider's Block

After riding ones motorcycle, horse, or bicycle the body's natural defense mechanism kicks in resulting in constipation, and the inability to defecate.
"Man, after that race I really have to poop but I have terrible rider's block"

" I sat on the toilet for 45 minutes but couldn't push it out if I wanted to. I've got rider's block bad!"
by Rammin R Dixon October 29, 2014
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Jet Rider

A jet rider is someone, most likely of the female population, that uses the jets of a bathtub or hot tub, or others of the sort, to masturbate.
Carl: Yo, I was at the pool the other day and I saw a jet rider.

John: What the hell is a jet rider?

Carl: You know, someone that gets off using the jets
by Jsizzlac March 26, 2009
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Stain Rider

A man with an insatiable thirst for taking sluts back to his lair. These woman are typically much more powerful that he and will use this power to have their way with him, forcing the stain rider into uncouth and demeaning positions. The stain rider indicates his tastes for overzealous and promiscuous females by cultivating a small tuft of black hair under his lip while obsessively shaving all other facial hair. He becomes disillusioned by the smell of these women in the morning and quickly tries to eject them from his dingy cave.
I was getting some internet marketing done the other day and I saw a chronic stain rider trying to get some pussy during office hours.
by PM101 December 12, 2011
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Hog Rider

The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.

Strategy

His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand.

The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells.

A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more.
He's using the Hog Rider in his deck
Man thats fucking gay
by Chingtang March 21, 2022
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Hog Rider

Someone who has dark skin and a mohawk-like hairstyle.
Deelon musk is such a hog rider XD stoopid indian
by Shackee April 29, 2022
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Moon Rider

A Man or woman with a large forehead and receding hair line.

These people tend to look like they could do with a wash.

Usually from "out in the sticks"

Found driving crap cars and riding moons
Look at those moon riders over there....

What are they doing?
- Just riding the moon
by Russ Gill December 26, 2007
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mattress rider

by elmeatwado January 24, 2009
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