2 definitions by Rammin R Dixon
After riding ones motorcycle, horse, or bicycle the body's natural defense mechanism kicks in resulting in constipation, and the inability to defecate.
"Man, after that race I really have to poop but I have terrible rider's block"
" I sat on the toilet for 45 minutes but couldn't push it out if I wanted to. I've got rider's block bad!"
" I sat on the toilet for 45 minutes but couldn't push it out if I wanted to. I've got rider's block bad!"
by Rammin R Dixon October 29, 2014
Also known as the "clean slide"
The result of taking a tremendously fat shit, that was both sinfully delightful, guilty, odifourious, shameful but gratifying, but not needing to wipe a second time because it left no evidence.
also associated with "riders block" the condition in which riding a bicycle, motorcycle, horse, personal watercraft, or any activity that entailed prolonged impact on the buttocks, and delays defecation.
The result of taking a tremendously fat shit, that was both sinfully delightful, guilty, odifourious, shameful but gratifying, but not needing to wipe a second time because it left no evidence.
also associated with "riders block" the condition in which riding a bicycle, motorcycle, horse, personal watercraft, or any activity that entailed prolonged impact on the buttocks, and delays defecation.
I was a little worried about shitting in the bathroom with no toilet paper, but thankfully I got the clean slip.
riders block
riders block
by Rammin R Dixon September 2, 2015