Retarded boobs
Retarded boobs by International expedetioner June 16, 2018
Retarded Tyrannosaurus Rex
When a man, laying flat on his back, is having sex with a women who is sitting on top and facing forward. Right at the very moment when the man is about/during to cum, the woman surprises the man with a full force punch to the solar plexus, aka the middle of the chest. This with cause the mans face to contort and his arms to pull into his chest; like a retarded T-Rex.
It was Stacie man, she pulled a Retarded Tyrannosaurus Rex on me last night and I haven't been able to breath right since.
Retarded Tyrannosaurus Rex by Genis9000 March 12, 2011
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Retarded Animal Babies
A series of flash videos which are extremly funny. It features a sex-crazed, horny dog. A bunny which dies in most episodes, kenny style. A hamster which wants to fuck bruce willis. A donkey which is plain retarted but is the funniest. And finaly the cat, who once put some magic eggplants in his derriere.
If you havnt seen it, definately check out the series on newgrounds.
If you havnt seen it, definately check out the series on newgrounds.
"Let's all catch thumbtacks on our bear eyes!" -Donkey
"I put some magic eggplants in my derriere" -Cat
"I brought 2 lesbians playing ping-pong with their life affirming jubblies" -Dog
"It are suckiest" -Hamster
"C is for clamhat." -Bunny
My point is, Retarded Animal Babies rocks!
"I put some magic eggplants in my derriere" -Cat
"I brought 2 lesbians playing ping-pong with their life affirming jubblies" -Dog
"It are suckiest" -Hamster
"C is for clamhat." -Bunny
My point is, Retarded Animal Babies rocks!
Retarded Animal Babies by Yaziyo December 28, 2005
Retarded Cousin
A Retarded Cousin is that one slice of pizza that is cut smaller than the rest, and is usually left-over, until drastic measures are used.
If left at a party, the host will usually try to trick someone into taking the Retarded Cousin home.
If left at a party, the host will usually try to trick someone into taking the Retarded Cousin home.
Host: There's still a piece of pizza left if anyone wants it.
Tim: I'll take it... wait a second, is it the Retarded Cousin?
John: I am still kinda hungry... I'm going to get another piece of pizza. Ohh, never mind...
Mike:What's up?
John: There's only the Retarded Cousin left.
Tim: I'll take it... wait a second, is it the Retarded Cousin?
John: I am still kinda hungry... I'm going to get another piece of pizza. Ohh, never mind...
Mike:What's up?
John: There's only the Retarded Cousin left.
Retarded Cousin by MmCcPp June 18, 2011
retarded seal
a person who acts very similar to a seal that is retarded.they yelp in a strange way that is best summed up by arf arf arf. this bizarre creature has a fetish of touching butts that are covered in butter. mating rituals for this animal are on a creeper level- they punch the face of the person that they want to mate with. scary I know.
kathi: arf arf arf
Sam: oh god its a retarded seal
Ethan: what the fists!
Matt: OW it punched me in the face!
Sam: FACE PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam: oh god its a retarded seal
Ethan: what the fists!
Matt: OW it punched me in the face!
Sam: FACE PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
retarded seal by formally known as cathy January 15, 2010
Retarded Animal Babies
A hilarious flash cartoon series, created by David Lovelace. Viewable at Newgrounds. Better than Happy Tree Friends.
Retarded Animal Babies by Raptor October 21, 2003
retarded eagle
the sexual act of 5 males and 1 female. one of the males penetrates the anus, one does the vagina, one goes in the mouth and the other to get handjobs thus making the female look like a retarded eagle.
retarded eagle by l1llll1l1l1l1l1l11 March 13, 2009