Crotch pudding

noun:
A combination of exfoliated epithelial cells (skin), transudated skin oils, and moisture. Occurring in both male and female genital area, most often accumulates on taint, grundle, or ABC.

Also known as smegma.

Note: white in color, smells like death, not recommended for courtesy sniff after genital scratch.

She had so much crotch pudding I put on a bib and got a spoon!
I had to shave my beard to remove the crotch pudding.

by Krotch kriket August 27, 2014

chillin with the pud

In intake of the illigal substance, marijuanna.

"Hey dude, wanna chill with the pud tonight?"

by ace May 13, 2005

pud pounder

A masterbater.
Someone with no control over their desire to jack off.
A guy with a high desire to ejaculate.
A male who would rather jack off then go meet women for possible sex.

Boss: "Where's Jeffery?"
Worker: " You mean jism jacking Jeff? He stayed home to jack off today, the fucking pud pounder."

by jsd9632 January 7, 2012

Pudding hammock

The act of shitting yourself while wearing a speedo.

Timmy spotting a shark while surfing, resulted in a pudding hammock

by Ducci13 August 12, 2012

Roll in the Pudding

A slang used to announce you'll be participating in sex with a lovely woman, her booty will shake like strawberry lime jello.

"Hey, you gonna go see Bon Qui'Qui later?"
"Ya I'm going for a roll in the pudding'."

or

""Just call me Mr. Cosby!"
"So you going for a roll in the pudding?
"You can have fun and eat it too!"

by RabertaHouse February 9, 2010

Pud Pounding

Beating off, rubbing one out, Knocking Down a Chub

AW is an expert at pud pounding; he will never get any pussy!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

bloomer pudding

An archaic Appalachian slang term for smegma--the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.

The stripper Paul hired left bloomer pudding smeared on the dance pole.

by The Bastard February 20, 2004