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Female MP: "...and furthermore, I would like to point out that it was men who were responsible for starting the war, and men who..."
Male Speaker: "OK, OK, Professor Pissflaps, you've had your say, now let someone else speak".
Female MP: "...and furthermore, I would like to point out that it was men who were responsible for starting the war, and men who..."
Male Speaker: "OK, OK, Professor Pissflaps, you've had your say, now let someone else speak".
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"Whatever you say Professor."
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Get the Profit mug.A sport meant more for entertainment then giving it your all. In most forms of professional wrestling, the outcomes of matches are planned ahead and dialogues are scripted. In some forms, however, it's actually based on competition and matches aren't planned--but you wont see that on television too much.
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Oscar Wilde famously wrote a long letter - later titled "De Profundis" - after his release from Reading Gaol.
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The Nutty Professor: "I threw a formal dinner party last night. Since I was the host of the party, it was common courtesy to give out Nutty Professor's to every female guest."
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