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White Privilege 

When your white co-worker says that they don't like Donald Trump because before his term of office they never had to think about politics.
My white privilege allows me to focus on the fun things in life like riding jet skis, listening to ACDC, and eating at Outback instead of worrying about being unfairly treated or killed by law enforcement.
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Human privilege 

The idea that humans have better access to decent quality healthcare and health insurance, have more access to certain cities, towns, counties, and countries, and issues greatly affecting them are prioritized more frequently in political agendas, regardless of the political identity of those in power, than those affecting other species, despite how some of them can negatively impact the health of a large number of people. Hence, being human can at times be a source of privilege.
Karen: My dad had to go to hospital the other day. It took me five to seven minutes to find a hospital to take him to, which surprised me. I wasn't expecting it to take that long to find him a hospital.
Aaron: I glad you were able to find one in time. You're lucky believe it or not. According to what I heard at one point, it can take up to twenty to twenty five minutes to find an animal hospital that is open twenty-four hours a day. A lot of people often don't realize just how much more accessible and high quality the human healthcare system compared to the animal healthcare system. Its a major example of human privilege.
Karen: In that case you are right, I was very lucky.

Pretty privilege

Someone who is more successful because of their appearance and beauty.
She has pretty privilege and gets what she wants.
Pretty privilege by Aklexas May 22, 2021

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Yamilé has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen Yamilé"
Pretty Privilege by masnaab May 25, 2021

Human Privilege 

Something that actually exists
Tristan: You know how some people bring up this so-called "White Privilege" and "Black Privilege"
Emily: Yes, I do, what about it?
Tristan: They are complete crap and they should really be going with Human Privilege if they want to talk about such things, since it actually exists, right?
Emily: Yes to both, 100%.

Wife Privilege 

Wife privilege, or wife/common law or girlfriend privilege, is the personal privilege that benefits the husband from her hairdressing skills over non hairdressing experiences in some households, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstances.
Benson: Haircut? What! Everything is closed, how'd you manage that?

Hedges: Wife cut it.

Benson: Wife Privilege, whatever!

redhead privilege 

Just like pretty privilege it’s just for gingers/redheads only