Preconjugal Visit

Fucking your way out of going to prison.

While driving, I hit a guy riding on a bike. I'm not in jail because of my preconjugal visit.

by RandomWorkRemarks March 6, 2024

precognize

The act of recognizing an actor in an early work of theirs (tv show, movie, etc) only AFTER you have seen them in something larger or more recent .

Oh my gosh! Is that famous actor Joe Lo Truglio acting in a small role with Jeff's law firm in Community? I've seen this episode before and didn't know him, but now I PRECOGNIZE him from Brooklyn 99!

by diddydubs March 13, 2024

Peehorn

When you need to pee and you’re horny

“I needed to piss last night yet horny as hell, I was peehorn!”

by Buttstuff67 March 23, 2024

Precopia

Precopia (noun): A term used to collectively refer to one's sibling and their unwed partner. This word is a blend of "pre," indicating before marriage, and "copia," which relates to family or group.

"Every holiday gathering is a full house with all my precopia coming over."

by Dillickle May 26, 2024

precociouslysketchy

To be precociouslysketchy is to be so paranoid and sooo extreme sketchy that you tend to bail early or geek out on something or someone ,no others tend to think is a danger or threat .Either way ....being so paranoid and sketchy at same time does pay off at least 3 outta 10 times ...it pays to bounce out or miss out on drama or accident or even jail vaca ....because being so precociouslysketchy .....we are right and moved ,left ,or simple avoided a threat etc . Even though stress kills ... So does other drunk drivers ...or mad people or wobbly air conditioners hanging out two story windows ,police raides ,or even ex's you think maybe you seen peeking over a fence ..... It pays to be very precocious and sketchy .....that may have been ur ex peering over the fence ,heated and mad with a knife .. u never know .. it pays to be precociouslysketchy .

I am super precociouslysketchy these days ...after my ex was arrested for following,stalking ,then chasing me with knife ...zip ties... and a bad mofo mood...

by Dr.Bigz January 23, 2026

Prefortex

A casual shorthand for the "prefrontal cortex," the part of the brain responsible for complex thinking, decision making, and executive function.

"I am trying to be organized, but my prefortex is the laziest one on the block."

by EslamA February 24, 2026

Prefocus Syndrome

A moment of intense user frustration resulting from confidently typing an MFA code, password, or other time-sensitive input, only to realize that the text box was never selected and all keystrokes were sent directly into the digital abyss.

After entering his MFA code and then noticing it wasn't there Bobby suffered a bout of Prefocus Syndrome.

by TabbyDabby May 14, 2025