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To engage in sexual intercourse with a woman in various stages of pregnancy.
I was absolutely appalled when I heard the movie Juno did not include at least one pregobang scene.
pregobang by Robert Jakubowska January 13, 2009
Pay-HOE-toe

1. One who compulsively draws male genital organs on one's arm, the area between the thumb and index finger, tissue boxes, the margins of one's history essay, private property, public property, and toilet paper.

2. The creator of the Universe and the guardian of Marin County, California. The source of all moral and immoral authority; the supreme being.

3. The supreme being of which Pehotoism (see Pehotoism) is the worship of.
Play-Pehoto: behave as if all powerful and supremely important.
Mortal 1: Only I, and occasionally Ben, can go Dr. Phil. There is more to it then pulling fancy words outta ur ass. When you learn that, THEN you can go Dr. Phil on me.
Mortal 2: JFK! Can you not play-Pehoto for once and take my visions seriously?
(Mortal 2 breaks down in tears while Mortal 1 laughs condescendingly at Mortal 1's idiocy)

Pehoto-Bless: An expression of good wishes upon sneezing.
Mortal 1: Ahh choo!
Mortal 2: Pehoto-Bless you!

Pehoto by Sha-nae-nay January 11, 2009

preformance 

what you write if you can't spell
hi i'm 98gt and today i'm gonna revoew this ricer's pREFORMANCE
preformance by _eurie July 1, 2018
-one who always writes penis on other peoples stuff
-a god
"dude john is such a fucking pehoto he wrote penis on my arm today"

"i believe that pehoto created the world"
Pehoto by GrahamSmith93 December 28, 2008
the main god of pehotoism, a religion that's mainly centered in california but that has some missions and temples all around the world
or
someone who likes to write penis on other peoples arms
"those people are pehotoists, they worship pehoto"
or
"that pehoto just wrote penis on my arm!"
Pehoto by Bill Meadows December 28, 2008

prefontaine 

One of the fastest American distance runners, tragically died at the age of 25 in 1975. He was sure to be a favorite at the 1976 Olympic games.
Prefontaine is my hero.
prefontaine by Tim September 30, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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