plonk

Someone with a huge ego that should not have one; someone who brags at being good at something when their terrible at it. Also this person lies a lot.

Tom said that he was great at skateboarding, but when i asked him to go down the ramp, he fell and broke one of the wheels of his board; he is such a plonk!

by Tizzzy May 26, 2008

Plonder

Something between plod and wander.

He plondered over to the kitchen.

I want to plonder over there.

by ThreeTreeTrolls May 1, 2018

ploonerz

once on LNC, block1of4 tried to type "pioneers" using 1337, but he missed typed it and it came out as "plooners" when translated back into regular text.

ultimately it has no meaning and it is strictly dada.

hey dude, are you going to ploonerz tonight?

yeah, it's gonna ploon for soon.

by patra July 3, 2003

Ploondog

When a man does something slightly retarded

Man Trystyn is such a ploondog

by Candy boy April 6, 2022

Ploonscab

The act of scraping your nether regions against barnacles to get scabbed.

Samantha scraped her vagina against barnacles, creating ploonscab.

by BrendanTheLegal July 26, 2025

Goods Ploons

Gods Plan but what you would call your sister when she’s being ✨annoying✨

Amy your being a Goods Ploons

by Fat ass mcguilitcutty December 8, 2020

-phoon

(suffix) - a lot of something, a barrage.

I'm gonna get her alone and its gonna be a freak-phoon.

by Rudi G. December 14, 2008