Urban Dictionary: Definitions by BrendanTheLegal

Varnswizzle

The act of a woman or man using telekinesis to make her partner ejaculate shooting semen like spider webs.

Maddie Varnswizzled Jack at a halloween party.

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The act of scraping your nether regions against barnacles to get scabbed.

Samantha scraped her vagina against barnacles, creating ploonscab.

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The act of a women propelling her pussy flaps and being able to take flight.

My wife left me yesterday by Drumpflapping away.

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The act of sticking ones erect cock inside of a fish preferably 4+ inches and using it as a pocket pussy

A. "I got a new Zibble from my pond yesterday!"

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Pinching someone while erect which makes them orgasm from the pain

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The act of jizzing under the water. Often happening in public settings.

A. "I Vormished in the pool"
B. "I Vormished in the bathtub"
C. "Ew stop Vormishing in my hot tub

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The act of someones grandmother giving you a extra sloppy blumkin. And keeping it a secret.

A. Trudy that Trudyblumkin was fucking amazing just dont tell Gregory

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