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I'll pencil you in

When somebody wants to schedule something with you, but you don't want to use a pen to finalize it in your calendar because that person is a loser. If something better comes along -- you can erase it.
Sure, I'd love to watch slides from your trip to the Grand Canyon -- I'll pencil you in.
by Kid May 20, 2004
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pencilshaft

hey pencilshaft i cannot find my key, perhaps u can use your weapon
by jimbabwi February 19, 2011
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inter departmental penile implant

when your boss is transferred to another department, and the replacement is some hack you used to have seniority over, hence making your job a living hell.
i ca'nt believe they made that choad eater my boss. he does'nt know his head from a hole in the ground. i sure as hell wo'nt listen to that inter departmental penile implant. what a bunch of cocksmunch's!
by freedav05 January 9, 2007
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penciling

The act of the male sticking his needledick inside the nostril of his parnter. Then he ejaculates, and the partner regurgitates the cum into the peniciler's mouth. The penciler then swallows the "lead".
yo bernice! last night i went penciling with patrick moran! it was da shit man!
by charolette January 27, 2005
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pencil legs

a condition common to weightlifters who disproportionately work on building the upper body muscles while neglecting the development of the lower leg muscles especially the calf.
The football team's strength program only develops the upper body. Our entire team has pencil legs like Albert.
by edwards joshua December 11, 2008
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Penillingus

I scored some penillingus off that
blonde last night.
by The Bald Monk October 16, 2003
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pencil

A writing utensil that is quite useful.
Can be found in numerous places around the world.
May I borrow that pencil of yours please?
by z August 8, 2004
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