poop panties 

After a girl did not make it to the toilet in time and pooped in her panties.

Mom:"jen have you had an accident".
Jen:" no"
Mom: "come here, (jen comes) turn around (jen turns around),(mom looks in pants)"just as i thoght lets get you cleaned up".
Mom: why did you poop panties.

poop panties by Thedogg February 11, 2014

pattiful 

Of extreme beauty, both on the inside and the outside.

She is extremely pattiful, in every definition of the word. Others wish they were as pattiful.

pattiful by bucsfan1 September 20, 2013

Cow Pattie Palace 

This is the tag the locals have given the court house in Madison County, Il because of all the bullshit the lawyers spew out there.

The local politicians have converged on the Cow Pattie Palace to screw another company. Bullshit in a barn yard is not as deep as the court rooms in the Cow Pattie Palace.

Cow Pattie Palace by dansey December 11, 2007

Cooked Patties 

Describes an individual who is either crazed or black-out drunk.

"Yo check out that dumb hoe, she's cooked patties."

A buddy of mine from college came to visit my girlfriend and I. We went out to a club and got trashed. One of the few things I remember my buddy saying at the end of the night was, "Yo she's cooked patties bro". I turned around to see my girlfriend face-planted into the coffee table with vomit all over it.

cooked
white-girl wasted
ham-faced
black-out
fucked

Cooked Patties by Y0l0s4patties November 25, 2013

Buttered Patties 

When a male ejaculates on one’s booty and proceeds to spread his semen around the cheeks.

Dude! I left Rebecca last night with buttered patties!

Buttered Patties by Chadwick Rockefeller May 4, 2021

participaster 

A person who's participation in online discussions comprises purely of copy 'n pasted opinion from other similar forums.

I thought John was making more valid points than usual in our online debate, but then I realized he was just a participaster.

participaster by CapTim February 24, 2009

Paptist 

A derogatory term for Roman Catholics who follow the Pope.

Can be found within the scripts of "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"

"What's gotten into John?"
"Well, he was going on about the Pope yesterday and somebody called him a bloody...'P' word"
"...Paptist?"
*SLAP* "What's gotten into you?! You insensitive sonuvabitch!"

Paptist by HokiSmoki January 11, 2012