Hey bro, these ladies are on my jock, my moms staying in my apt. Can I use your basement as my pump pad.
by Adult bar March 05, 2014
A maxi pad is used for women's periods. A mexi pad is a bitchy Mexican that's acting like they're on their period.
by Gbe71979 January 28, 2016
by khelly May 20, 2008
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1. A place where a man stores his mistress hidden away from his wife (if he has the means).
Can also be:
2. I place where you hide your assets, your thousands of boxes of Yaoi, all of the medicine you never took when you were supposed to, and all of the guns and motorcycles you call your "children."
Can also be:
2. I place where you hide your assets, your thousands of boxes of Yaoi, all of the medicine you never took when you were supposed to, and all of the guns and motorcycles you call your "children."
def 1.
Charlie: Sir Acktinson, since we are away from the other guests, how are you and Mrs. Bianca?
Dick: Oh my! She is the light to my dark, frigid soul. She was delighted to see the stash pad I made up for her.
Charlie: *Laughs* You've made it clear that she wasn't to take pictures of it? You know how young women are.
Dick: *Sigh* She is a discreet young lady. She's smart enough to know the consequences of displaying her gifts to her "web followers," otherwise I would have stashed someone else.
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def 2.
Mom: Hey rich bitch. Gimme $20k for me and your dad's vacation. We wanna go to Martha's Vineyard.
Johannes: Sorry mom. I'm broke at school, remember? I had to pay for it myself.
Mom: Oh. Srry then. I thought you had an engineering job?
Johannes: I do! It doesn't pay as much as you'd think.
Mom: Lol srry boo. Good luck wit school. Loves
Johannes: 20k for Martha's? Are they nuts?
*secretly has 2 million in his stash pad from owning his secret tech company*
Charlie: Sir Acktinson, since we are away from the other guests, how are you and Mrs. Bianca?
Dick: Oh my! She is the light to my dark, frigid soul. She was delighted to see the stash pad I made up for her.
Charlie: *Laughs* You've made it clear that she wasn't to take pictures of it? You know how young women are.
Dick: *Sigh* She is a discreet young lady. She's smart enough to know the consequences of displaying her gifts to her "web followers," otherwise I would have stashed someone else.
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def 2.
Mom: Hey rich bitch. Gimme $20k for me and your dad's vacation. We wanna go to Martha's Vineyard.
Johannes: Sorry mom. I'm broke at school, remember? I had to pay for it myself.
Mom: Oh. Srry then. I thought you had an engineering job?
Johannes: I do! It doesn't pay as much as you'd think.
Mom: Lol srry boo. Good luck wit school. Loves
Johannes: 20k for Martha's? Are they nuts?
*secretly has 2 million in his stash pad from owning his secret tech company*
by collegeh00k3r August 27, 2016
jimmy: hey johnny look at that goalies swag pads!
Johnny: ya with pads like those theres no denying his swag.
Johnny: ya with pads like those theres no denying his swag.
by thepowerhouse21 April 18, 2011
Art: "Dude, you were over at Gilly's place last night, is it really the Maxi-pad he says it is?"
Evan: "Dude, it's whack! He could play baseball in his bathroom and has a hot tub big enough for 10 people plus one!"
Evan: "Dude, it's whack! He could play baseball in his bathroom and has a hot tub big enough for 10 people plus one!"
by g-othermal August 28, 2008